UO College Republicans

Sunday, December 24, 2006

Merry Christmas

Twas the Night before Christmas Poem
by Clement Clarke Moore

Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St Nicholas soon would be there.

The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of sugar-plums danced in their heads.
And mamma in her ‘kerchief, and I in my cap,
Had just settled our brains for a long winter’s nap.

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.

The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow
Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below.
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a miniature sleigh, and eight tinny reindeer.

With a little old driver, so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment it must be St Nick.
More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name!

"Now Dasher! now, Dancer! now, Prancer and Vixen!
On, Comet! On, Cupid! on, on Donner and Blitzen!
To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!
Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away all!"

As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,
When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky.
So up to the house-top the coursers they flew,
With the sleigh full of Toys, and St Nicholas too.

And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof
The prancing and pawing of each little hoof.
As I drew in my head, and was turning around,
Down the chimney St Nicholas came with a bound.

He was dressed all in fur, from his head to his foot,
And his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot.
A bundle of Toys he had flung on his back,
And he looked like a peddler, just opening his pack.

His eyes-how they twinkled! his dimples how merry!
His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!
His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And the beard of his chin was as white as the snow.

The stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth,
And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath.
He had a broad face and a little round belly,
That shook when he laughed, like a bowlful of jelly!

He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,
And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself!
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread.

He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And filled all the stockings, then turned with a jerk.
And laying his finger aside of his nose,
And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose!

He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
But I heard him exclaim, ‘ere he drove out of sight,
"Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night!"

HAVE A MERRY CHRISTMAS

Saturday, December 09, 2006

Vacation

Have a good Christmas vacation, we will be looking forward to our first meeting of winter term. But for now enjoy your time with family and friends.

Friday, November 24, 2006

Motivation Anyone?

With the incoming democratic leaders such as Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid and Hoyer all of America should be waking up from their midterm nap and realizing that they are awfully close to having their taxes raised, and social security benefits given away to illegal citizens.

The 2006 midterm elections certainly were a bump in the road for freedom. Let's hear it for REAL conservative values and policies that will God willing lead up to victory in 08! Here is to us retaining the WH and taking back congress! Now more than ever we need CR's out on campus fighting the left! Just look at a picture of Nancy Pelosi and imagine how that leftist and her San Franscico leftist whackos are going to be running the country if we dont stop them!

Monday, November 06, 2006

Santa Barbara

The YAF conference in Santa Barbara is coming up this weekend. There will be an update after the event to inform everyone of all the fun stuff that happened. Registration is closed at this point so if you haven't registered you will not be able to go. We look forward to seeing you all at the meeting tomorrow night.

Thursday, August 10, 2006

Multicultural Candy Bar

An interesting story, click the title to go to the story.

Thursday, July 20, 2006

23 Political Truths

Check out 23 true things in politics here.

Sunday, July 16, 2006

So Much For Liberal Intelligence

A LIBERAL was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.

She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, "I`ve kidnapped you."

She then wrote a note saying, "I`ve kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, Liberal"

The Liberal then taped the note to the kid`s shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents.

The next morning the Liberal checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree.

The Liberal opened the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow Liberal?"